Oh goodness, I hope so
If Tim Tebow was not doing as well as he is, would we even know about these two people. I think not -__-
God is not helping Tim Tebow … this according to a rep for The Church of Satan.
But there is a devilish twist … the rep tells us Tim’s faith COULD actually play a significant role in his success on the field.
TMZ spoke with Magus Peter H. Gilmore — a high priest in the Church — who tells us it doesn’t make sense to say God is helping Tim win games … because that would mean God’s actively making other teams lose … and why would God do that?
But what does make sense is Tebow’s mental state — Gilmore tells us, “Those who have a winning attitude tend to do better, and whatever fuels such team spirit, be it religious fervor or simply an overwhelming desire to succeed, is the real source for success.”
Gilmore adds, “Satanists are atheists, and we would consider any triumph to rely on a combination of skill and luck – most certainly not in any form of supernatural intervention from either Heaven or Hell.”
Broncos QB Tim Tebow is winning games because of God, pure and simple … this according to one of Tim’s Colorado pastors.
Pastor Wayne Hanson — who runs Summit Church in Castle Rock, CO where Tim’s dad often speaks — tells TMZ God is actively intervening in Denver Broncos football games … and aiding Tim on the field because of his strong faith.
Hanson tells us, “It’s not luck. Luck isn’t winning 6 games in a row. It’s favor. God’s favor.”
Pastor Hanson adds, “God has blessed his hard work.”
We asked Hanson if Tebow would be winning games if he wasn’t such a strong believer — and the pastor replied, “No, of course not.”
So far, it’s the only plausible explanation for this insane Broncos winning streak.