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Navy football team has a new stretching routine :) 

best part is at 1:58 :))

  • January (Jan. 8)

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords Among 17 Shot in Assassination Attempt, Six Killed. Arizona Representative Gabrielle Giffords is shot in an assassination attempt in Arizona. She is among at least 17 shot by a gunman who opened fire on the congresswoman’s constituent meeting outside a local grocery store. Six people are fatally wounded, including United States District Court Judge John Roll, and a young girl. The gunman, who police identify as Jared Lee Loughner, is apprehended and remains in police custody. Rep. Giffords, who was shot in the head, is hospitalized and in critical condition.

  • February (Feb. 24)

 Space Shuttle Discovery launches from Kennedy Space Center for the final time, carrying the Permanent Multipurpose Module to the International Space Station

  • March (Mar. 2)

The U.S. Supreme Court makes a controversial 8–1 decision that the controversial protests of the Westboro Baptist Church at fallen US military members’ funerals are a form of protected speech under the First Amendment

  • April (Apr. 27)

Responding to continued coverage by the mainstream media of Barack Obama citizenship conspiracy theories, that President Barack Obama was born on August 4, 1961, in Honolulu, Hawaii, Barack Obama releases his long-form birth certificate

  • May (May. 1)
  • President of the United States Barack Obama declared in a media statement that Osama bin Laden, the founder and leader of the militant Islamist group Al-Qaeda and the most-wanted fugitive on the US list, was killed during an American military operation in Pakistan and that his body is in U.S. custody
  • June (Jun. 12)
The Dallas Mavericks win their first NBA title 4–2 over the Miami Heat in the 2011 NBA Finals.
  • July (Jul. 5)
Casey Anthony is found not guilty of first degree murder and manslaughter in the death of her daughter Caylee, but found guilty of 4 misdemeanor counts of giving false information to police
  • August (Aug. 6)
A NATO Chinook helicopter crashes in the Sayd Abad district of Afghanistan’s Wardak province after being shot down using rocket-propelled grenade by the Taliban with 38 deaths. At least 20 of the U.S. Navy SEALs killed in the attack were members of SEAL Team Six, the unit that carried out the operation that killed Osama Bin Laden. The Associated Press and CNN later reported that none of the unit members that participated in the raid were involved. This was the single deadliest day for US troops since the Afghanistan War began in 2001.
  • September (Sep. 20)
The United States military officially ends its policy of Don’t ask, don’t tell allowing gay and lesbian personal to publicly declare their sexual orientation.
  • October (Oct. 5)
Steve Jobs dies at the age of 56. He was an American computer engineer, who co-founded in 1976 Apple Inc., an electronics producer, which at many times has been the largest company in the world.  Jobs was also one of the founders of Pixar.
  • November (Nov. 7)
Jerry Sandusky, a former assistant coach for the Penn State University football team, is arrested on nearly 40 counts of molesting eight boys over a 15-year period. The charges come following a grand jury investigation, which also alleges attempts to cover up the incidents and failure to report the incidents to law enforcement. In the days following the report, longtime coach Joe Paterno and university president Graham Spanier (already heavily criticized for alleged inaction) are fired.
  • December (Dec. 15)
  • The Iraq War officially ends
vandy311:

Reasons From Last Night’s Game That Everyone Should Be Terrified Of The Patriots (Except Their Fans Who Should Be Orgasming):
Everything I said about Tom Brady yesterday? Understatement.  He threw for over FIVE HUNDRED yards.  500!!!  He tore the Dolphins’ defense apart like wrapping paper on Christmas morning.  Which it was.  For us.  Long Live Brady. 
Wes Welker is back.  Sure he played last season, but it was probably his worst year since joining the Patriots cuz he was coming off knee surgery.  If last night was any indication, he’s going to have a monstrous season.
Speaking of which: the Patriots can score from literally anywhere.  99 and a half yard touchdown.  Too much swag.  Swagger overload.
The only players in Brady’s underrated stratosphere are his tight ends, Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez.  These two combine to form easiest the dangerous tight end threat in the league.  But shhh nobody knows yet.  That’s why the Pats win all the time and everyone else is a fucking idiot.  
Danny Woodhead can get 8 yards on a carry whenever he feels like it.  
Albert Haynesworth has transformed this defense.  He didn’t get that many tackles or sacks, but he was a disruptive, horrifying force in the middle all night.  He was repeatedly all up in Chad Henne’s bus-i-ness, and don’t think that his presence on the goal line didn’t influence Miami’s decision to pass from within the 2 on both of those goal line stands by the Pats.
Chad Ochocinco needs to get his shit together.  If only for the sake of my fantasy team.  
This no huddle offense shit is so good that it literally hurts the other team’s defense.  LOL at the guy trying to cover Aaron Hernandez on that play where he slid into the end zone.  
Leigh Bodden may end up being the most important addition to the Pats’ D this year.  Completely shut down Bess.  I think the Dolphins threw at Brandon Marshall like 500 times, and since McCourty was covering him, he only had about 10 catches.  
BTW did anyone else get the feeling Brandon Marshall was losing this game on purpose?  Came up short after being thrown to on 2 straight goal line plays, wasted Miami’s last timeout, and then took 10 seconds off the clock at the end when he cramped up and the team couldn’t call time because he’d just blown it.  Might be a storyline developing here. 
Bill Belichick and Tom Brady are the greatest coach-QB pair in NFL history.  End of discussion.
Deuces

yanitzamarie:

I LOVE it <3 
Best pre-birthday birthday present :))

vandy311:

Reasons From Last Night’s Game That Everyone Should Be Terrified Of The Patriots (Except Their Fans Who Should Be Orgasming):

  • Everything I said about Tom Brady yesterday? Understatement.  He threw for over FIVE HUNDRED yards.  500!!!  He tore the Dolphins’ defense apart like wrapping paper on Christmas morning.  Which it was.  For us.  Long Live Brady.
  • Wes Welker is back.  Sure he played last season, but it was probably his worst year since joining the Patriots cuz he was coming off knee surgery.  If last night was any indication, he’s going to have a monstrous season.
  • Speaking of which: the Patriots can score from literally anywhere.  99 and a half yard touchdown.  Too much swag.  Swagger overload.
  • The only players in Brady’s underrated stratosphere are his tight ends, Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez.  These two combine to form easiest the dangerous tight end threat in the league.  But shhh nobody knows yet.  That’s why the Pats win all the time and everyone else is a fucking idiot. 
  • Danny Woodhead can get 8 yards on a carry whenever he feels like it.  
  • Albert Haynesworth has transformed this defense.  He didn’t get that many tackles or sacks, but he was a disruptive, horrifying force in the middle all night.  He was repeatedly all up in Chad Henne’s bus-i-ness, and don’t think that his presence on the goal line didn’t influence Miami’s decision to pass from within the 2 on both of those goal line stands by the Pats.
  • Chad Ochocinco needs to get his shit together.  If only for the sake of my fantasy team. 
  • This no huddle offense shit is so good that it literally hurts the other team’s defense.  LOL at the guy trying to cover Aaron Hernandez on that play where he slid into the end zone. 
  • Leigh Bodden may end up being the most important addition to the Pats’ D this year.  Completely shut down Bess.  I think the Dolphins threw at Brandon Marshall like 500 times, and since McCourty was covering him, he only had about 10 catches. 
  • BTW did anyone else get the feeling Brandon Marshall was losing this game on purpose?  Came up short after being thrown to on 2 straight goal line plays, wasted Miami’s last timeout, and then took 10 seconds off the clock at the end when he cramped up and the team couldn’t call time because he’d just blown it.  Might be a storyline developing here.
  • Bill Belichick and Tom Brady are the greatest coach-QB pair in NFL history.  End of discussion.

Deuces

yanitzamarie:

I LOVE it <3 

Best pre-birthday birthday present :))

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